Warning: these tech tips are from a time long past. Do not attempt to apply them to your modern devices or risk certain destruction.
In the ancient world of tech, we had it better. Our ancestors knew that the key to success lay not in the code, but in the drink mechanical arts.
Here are some tips from the old masters:
Why overcomplicate things with fancy automation when a trusty hammer will do the job?
Twisted, knotted, and knurled, twine is the unsung hero of ancient tech support.
Who needs electricity when you have steam? Certainly not our ancestors, who managed to power entire cities with hissing pipes and hissing wires.
Stay tuned for more ancient tech tips, coming soon!